REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS
And remember when the economy was doing so well people stopped
playing that game where they'd make up the name of their fictional
rock band (mine was a speed metal band called "The Rough Sex
Defense"), and they started playing that game where they'd
make up the name of their fictional dot-com corporation? It was
about that time that I started selling things on this web site.
You can visit the store here.
Some day I'll have a proper store, with diffident customer service
representatives and murderous security guards. For now, I'm still
And also FREE Stickers!
If you're dead broke, you can still litter the planet with
free tremble stickers. They look like this:
and if you'd like a couple, just send a Self Addressed
Stamped Envelope (that means put a second envelope inside the one
you mail me. that second envelope should have your address in the
"to:" part and a nice stamp on it) to the following address:
c/o 300 St. James Place, #2
Brooklyn, NY 11238
If you include something cute in the envelope – a
story, a poetry, a scratch and sniff pizza sticker, a photo of
you in overalls – I'll send you a few more stickers,
too. Everyone wins.