Exhibit c011: WARDROBE

I bought two matching sombreros during a trip to Barcelona last summer. They are not for a to-be-determined pal and me. They wouldn’t fit us. The sombreros – red and yellow – are just the right size for a full-grown cat and a small kitten. And this, if nothing else, might make me terribly, terribly gay.

Does anyone know where I can get a couple of miniature ponchos?

please don't call the aspca