Tonight I kissed a grown man
on the lips. I guess it's one of those hilarious things that grown men
do who are super-comfortable with their HETEROSEXUALITY, to show others
who are NOT COMFORTABLE what it is to really be a man. A big, comfy
man-kissing man. That's me.
Did I mention that I paid this other guy to kiss him? Or that it was
in a public bath house? Or that I made him call me "keanu"? (Yeah, I
probably should have mentioned that...)
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