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false alarms - a short list of diseases and disorders with which i have misdiagnosed myself at various points in my life: brain aneurysm, testicular cancer, AIDS, ulcer, chron's disease, hernia, epiditimytis, epstein barr's, rsi, chicken pox, a.d.d., ambolism, heart attack, male pattern baldness (neither a disorder nor a disease i realize, but you wouldn't know that from talking to me).