she is a year older than me. she strategically sends a mutual friend a note
expressing a desire to 'lick me'. i take the bait and ask her out immediately,
but never get licked. on the contrary, i am too nervous to kiss her for
so long that her best friend (a female brute twice my size who actually
punched me in the spine for calling attention to her fierceness one night)
demands we break up. we are both powerless to disagree. i believe the
dumping came in the form of a letter delivered to my parents' house. super.