false alarms, part II - epstein barr's, rsi, chicken pox, herpes, genital
warts, skin cancer, cystic fibrosis, lyme disease, consumption, staff infection, spinal
meningitis, urinary tract infection (freudian analysts might want to note
how many of these misdiagnoses are genital-related. my practical response
to them would be, "it's just a very sensitive area...").