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i have an appointment book and a complete inability to use it properly. for instance, i'll scribble in a series of engagements and obligations for maybe a month and a half out, and then not check the book again for about four months.

but lately i've been going into my appointment book and back-scheduling. noticing that there are large chunks of blank pages (during those lengthy periods when i was ignoring my calendar and missing appointments with personal trainers and urologists), i've been filling in events that i've already attended. i guess i have this irrational fear that if the world is destroyed and the only thing that survives the apocalypse is my appointment book, archeologists 3000 years from now might chance upon it, flip through its many blank pages and declare, "hey, this guy was kind of a loser." i don't want a post-ice age civilization to laugh at me unnecessarily.

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