AGE: 30
a telemarketer calls me 'stupid' for not wanting to switch my long distance service. even though i know he was probably a convicted rapist, performing phone sales through some sort of work release program, and was likely dealing with a lot of hostility, i still think about what he said from time to time. later, i finish a new york times crossword puzzle from the wednesday edition, and consider sending it to him with a little handwritten note attached: 'in your face!'

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