come home with me. we should get married.
navigation thingie		 me and my big head. what happens if you click it?

copyrights, usage and general site information. you can click it.

HEY YOURSELF.

In an effort to turn everything into a complicated chore, I have constructed this elaborate mail submission form. This means that only 10 per cent of people who have landed here will actually bother to send email now, but that 10 per cent will always be on my "life momentarily spared" list. It all works out, you see.

(of course, if you actually know my email address, you can use that as well. this form was mostly designed to thwart spam artists who dig through web sites for any sign of email addresses.)

HELLO, MY NAME IS:

WRITE BACK TO ME AT THIS EMAIL ADDRESS:

I'LL PIQUE YOUR INTEREST WITH MY SUBJECT LINE:

I WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE TO TELL YOU:





 

it's just a line; don't worry too much
read the archives, please. does that make me gay? meet the author, more or less. this is the email link you were perhaps looking for