I WAS PAID HANDSOMELY FOR
the hard way
god's little miracle
russia with love, without limbs
from the editor
man who loved cat dancing
plexus, nexxus humectress
my wife - please!
say it with flowers, cryptic letters, and a high-powered rifle
ejaculation: the quick and the sleepy
in the USA
socks: vials of life
in an afghan: sex at your parents' house
porn and the single man
great leap backwards
demonstration and other inalienable rights
to the teeth: shooting blanks in disco heaven
the has-been millennium
j'executais le zoo
of the artist as a young no-talent
girls need love too
have what she's having
i only had a brain
the lite house
springsteen and the death of cool
dinner with me
in the streets
diary - diaryland.com and shrugging off of irony
the mod squad
specially selected digital versions of record reviews culled
from this alternative weekly paper, out of multiple cities across
our wide nation.
the force" - feature story about afu-ra
elliott - "under construction" record review
x-ecutioners - "built from scratch" record review
- "in search of" record review
- "point" record review
- "the great depression" record review
rules of attraction" - film review
after next" - film review
of 1000 corpses - film review"
clos partie deux: no exit, act II
highlights from a sea of editorial (i.e. paid and not crazy-customer)
music reviews that would feel funny cataloguing entirely.
b.i.g. "ready to die" record review
might be giants "flood" record review
"ghetto superstar" record review
rock and cl smooth "mecca and the soul brother" record
"cosmic thing" record review
cool j "phenomenon" record review
THE-N / NOGGIN
dealing with it - when it gets hectic: how to make time for everything
[link no longer available]
it - your first date date
rocks: mix tapes 2000
instructions for a grillside romance
humorist - 'poster boy'
- 'today the toll-booth attendant felt chatty
request magazine - 'room self-service' (my journey to an hourly
rate motel) [link no longer available]
- 'token male' april 2002 (male vanity)
- 'token male' september 2001 (mrmanboy.com meeting notes)
magazine - 'a near-perfect game of mad libs'
morning news – 'the great pupkin'
onion – 'say something funny'
yarn - 'my racist aunt' [originally appeared in rougher form
yarn – 'a man of great principles'
dinner - 'my sickness'
tales - 'the little boner that changed the boy'