Nothing quite reminds you of how terribly small our daily toils are as much as inter-office communications. Today, by the elevator banks, someone from the corporate cafeteria (sometimes known as lounge-a-terias) posted a sign heralded the cafeteria's exciting new changes for spring. The sign was carefully composed, using the "May Flowers" template provided by Microsoft Publisher. Among the many changes employees of this company can look forward to in the next few weeks: new flavors of Baked Lays« Snack Chips. I can't think of a more compelling argument for pursuing a career as a stunt cyclist or mob muscle. It's nice to see what I would have missed had I accidentally died yesterday.
(p.s. the baked cool ranch doritos taste as expected, only less so.)