So...does drinking milk past its expiration date make me retro? Oh, forget it.

[p.s. for new yorkers only: the newest issue of JEST is available at its many clandestine locations. it's their first glossy issue, and there are some very funny pieces in it. i would like to draw special attention to the interview with a member of the black israelites, protest signs for moderates, and chris regan's uncovering of urban myths. and, oh yes, i have something in there as well. it's a short piece i can only describe as 'toxically adorable.']