My friend, Andres, first informed me of an upcoming Samuel Jackson film titled Snakes on a Plane. No, that's not a "working title"; it's the actual title of a film, and I'll give you exactly one guess to tell me what the movie is about.
Today, some photos from the production were released, and I believe they are in serious need of some captions:
"Excuse me, FBI. We had a report there were some snakes on a plane, and we suspect it might be this one."
"Really? You say your father was a snake handler in the zoo and you've learned how to communicate with all breeds of serpent, viper, and asp? What a fascinating and totally unsolicited piece of trivia."
"What the...? Are these snizzakes? On a plizzane?!? Oh, hell nizzo! I'm gonna dizzie"
"AS I STAND HERE, ONE DAY FROM RETIREMENT, I DO DECLARE THESE ARE SOME SNAKES...ON A GODDAMN PLANE!!!!"
"Now, I know I'm holding a taser gun to your penis but please, calm down, man. I'm gonna need you to remember some things for me. You said saw some snakes. Now where were they? ON A WHAT??!!????!!??"