If you're in New York City, please come on out to our nation's greatest comedy reading series, How to Kick People, tonight. This month's theme is "Missed Connections" and performers will telling tales of unsent letters, drunk dials, awkwardly furtive glances and, in my case, I'll be reading a story about the horrible lengths I sometimes go to avoid any sort of emotional conflict whatsoever. Fun!

Plus, we'll be hosting an actual Craig's List Missed Connection meet-up live onstage this evening. Here are the show details:

How To Kick People: Missed Connections
with Bob Powers & Todd Levin
and featuring the talents of:
Jon Friedman (host/creator of The Rejection Show)
Ophira Eisenberg (comic, Comedy Central, VH-1)
Jonathan Ames (author, The Extra Man & Wake Up, Sir!)
and music from Jesse Hartman of LAPTOP

Tonight, August 31st, at 7:30pm
Location: Upstairs at Mo Pitkin's, 32 Avenue A, between 2nd and 3rd Sts.
Tickets: $8

[and yes, i promise i'll write some other junk that isn't all 'come to my show' stuff very soon. let a brother rest a minute, ok?]