There are only two things I'm sure of. One of them is, if you can't decide on what to make for dinner, you can't go wrong with a coffee mug filled with melted monterey jack cheese. Hard to fuck that one up.
The other thing is, if you are under 55 years old and living in a major U.S. city, and you smoke a pipe, there is a 100% chance the decision to take up that particular habit was a totally conscious affectation that had nothing to do with a love for pipe tobacco. Sorry, 25 Year-Old Guy With Tweed Blazer who still cites Catcher in the Rye as his favorite book in his MySpace profile.