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I've written a new column for Epicurious Magazine's "Daily Dish." This was requested for their April Fool's column, though I guess it ran on March 30th. (Epicures do not do Sundays!)

It would have been nice if the editor hadn't been required to add a "Happy April Fool's!" post-script, but I suppose the alternative would have been a little irresponsible. If you'd like to read it, here's the link.

Oh, I've also gone back and updated the "writing" section of, and now it includes all of my articles for The Morning News, as well as my stuff for Epicurious, McSweeney's, and others. I was even able to find some old movie reviews I wrote for Film Threat. You can read them all here.

WE FIRST MET ON 03.31.2007

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