Also, I know this is totally unrelated, but I have you ever seen these:
What's the deal? These don't taste ANYTHING like pandas!!!!! I want my money back, EnviroKidz!
One more thought: there's been a lot of talk lately about building a wall around the U.S./Mexico border to keep out illegal immigrants so they won't cross over and steal our American jobs. That sounds like a great plan but you forgot something, geniuses: WHO'S GONNA BUILD THE WALL????!!???
p.s. This morning, I ejaculated gold coins.