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Here is exactly what I think people picture when I tell them I perform stand-up comedy:

You don't need words or video to know that audience member is going to be jerking that steering wheel/dog frisbee very hard, very often and very hilariously in order to suddenly avoid imaginary things in the imaginary road, as announced by that Dress Barn sales associate holding the microphone. ("Look out! It's Lorena Bobbitt and she's holding a pair of hedge clippers!!")

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