Exhibit c008: GROOMING HABITS, PART II
We have tried many different solutions, beginning with (as always) a stern talking-to and followed by tooth-cleaning kibble and, eventually, cat mints. Cat mints are only like human mints in color. Theyre green but they smell more like peppered bluefish than peppermint. The mints, it should be known, are not terribly effective. However, they have become Colemans favorite snack and probably another contribution to her obesity fund.
Since the introduction of mints, Colemans diet has
been a mixture of dry food, hard candy (as established in Exhibit
002), Pounce, and mints. Ironically, we have very similar diets.
But I brush my teeth. And, while I am clearly a sad little cat-man,
I am not quite so sad that Im going to invest in a cat toothbrush.
Not yet, at least.
Colemans poor oral hygiene is still, somehow, endearing. I only wish I could say the same about Ble and her little problem