Exhibit c009: GROOMING HABITS, PART III
Ble is an adorable creature. Most people are quick to
concede to this fact. When she is on your lap you cannot help but be
totally pleased to see her coming toward you, moving in with face rubs
and a low purr. However, seeing her leave is something else. You feel
immediately cheated when you get that first blast of ass, and you feel
resentful forever after.
Bles ass is an area where Ive probably gone too far. (yes, i realize the ambiguity of that statement.) Lately, whenever she becomes placid enough to be picked up and dragged all over the apartment, I will bring her to my bathroom and take a human-sized wad of toilet tissue to her brown spot. She doesnt seem to mind and while the whole operation strikes me as sad and (ideally) unnecessary, I still take quiet pride in her sparkling new, clean asshole.
I wish Ble understood this kind of ass-related pride, but I suppose not much is to be expected from a creature that thinks Styrofoam peanuts are gods gift to the animal kingdom.