i fake several
head and foot-related injuries to avoid water skiing lessons at summer camp.
i consider these lessons to be completely humiliating, forcing one camper
to be dragged 50 feet behind a boat while 4 or 5 other life-jacketed teens watch
from the safe confines of the speeding vessel. i don't weasel out of a
whole summer of water skiing, but i do manage to weasel out of a healthy percent.