Who will win?
- Steve O vs. The Skullverizer
- Albert Minor vs. Mr. Homunculus
- Al Grimaldi vs. Nickelbag tha Ice-Grill Killa
- Textile Workers' Union Local #43 vs. The Death of French Cinema
- Stay at Home Mom vs. The King of Fissured Rock
- Logan's Run vs. Sharkey's Machine
- The Lordís Prayer vs. 18-inch Stack of Illicit Pornography
- Christmas Day vs. Unexpected Dick Punch
- Home Cooking vs. Your Fatherís Looming, Drunken Shadow
- Lil Wayne vs. Lil Zane vs. Lil Bow Wow vs. Lil Abner vs. Little House on the Prairie, special 2-part episode
- The Blue Danube vs. Dragonface
- Captain Nail Gun vs. Lost Love Letter
- Atomic Sit-Up vs. Indian Rope Burn
- Soft Kitten vs. Deathy!
(this has been a missy elliott EXCLUSIVE.)