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Last night I had a dream that I was walking through the Museum of Metropolitan Art, giving every single work of art the finger. I wasn't even speaking, or expressing anger. Just giving some art the finger. For hours. It struck me as the funniest thing in the whole world.

(i think this dream was inspired by watching my friend, andres, perform on monday night. in a minute of stage time, he made a captive audience wait 50 seconds while he fumbled through his pockets for something. that "something" turned out to be two middle fingers, which he flashed at the crowd for the remaining 10 seconds of his set.)

p.s. In case you were wondering, the second funniest thing in the whole world would be a snapshot of six impeccably costumed Goth adults riding a log flume. (now with pictures! thanks, lauren, for making my dream a reality.)

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