As I was going over my comedy set list, looking for ways to replace the words "dick sandwich" with something less profane (this is what i do; someone needs to force-feed me arsenic, in a hurry.), I got distracted and wandered over to the web site of a friend and fellow comedian, Eddie Pepitone.
Since Eddie's relocated to Los Angeles, I haven't been able to see him perform so I was really glad to discover he's posted a video of a recent set at the LA Improv. This video, nine minutes in all, goes a long way to explain why Eddie is one of my favorite comedians. "Bag of boners?" Oh, fuck it.; I quit.