Yesterday, as I was getting ready to go underground at Herald Square, I noticed a Mister Softee ice cream truck curbside, in front of the subway station. Right next to the ice cream truck, and sort of blocking the delicious ice cream selection, stood a man holding above his head a large piece of hot pink posterboard. On the posterboard he had written, "450 SEXUAL POSITIONS – ONLY $1.00." This would have made the perfect scene, if only there were a second man standing next to the first, holding a sign that read, "WONDERFULLY IRONIC PHOTO OPPORTUNITY – ONLY $5.00."