If I thought it were within reason to use this photograph (taken by miss lisa whiteman) for every personal promotional image, and piece of photo identification including my driver's license and employee security badge, I absolutely would.

I put this to you: how could acts of unspeakable evil (e.g. The Tonight Show with Jay Leno) exist in the same world as this photograph? It's a true conundrum.

(Shortly after this photo was taken, I got to second base.)