I wonder if Ted Nugent ever had to have this conversation with his web site designer:

NUGE
I like what you've done here. I really love how you call headquarters "tedquarters." That is fucking excellent right there.

DESIGNER
Um, thanks, Mr. Nugent.

NUGE
Anyhow, yeah, I was wondering if we could do something like that with the news section, too. Someting spicier, you know? More rock'n'roll.

DESIGNER
OK. Well, I think "news" is pretty straight-forward and you might not want to confuse that needlessly so--

NUGE
Yeah, I hear you. I hear you, little guy. It's just that, I don't know. It doesn't jump out at me. It's just not as spicey as I'd like. I'm a bigger than life kinda guy and this has to be bigger than life news. Quid pro quo, you know what I mean?

DESIGNER
Yes? I feel like you have something specific in mind.

NUGE
Actually I do.

DESIGNER
OK...what were you thinking?

NUGE
How about "Newsge?"

DESIGNER
I don't follow.

NUGE
Newsge. Like news and Nuge together. Newsge.

DESIGNER
No, I don't think so.

NUGE
You're right. That was stupid. OK, great job. (throws crossbow in jeep, and takes off)

DESIGNER
(to himself) Oh, I cannot wait to blog about this!! (cranks up the volume on his ipod) I FREAKIN' LOVE CHROMEO!