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THE LOQUACIOUS TOLL-BOOTH ATTENDANT
[AVAILABLE SINCE: 18 JULY, 2001]

8:32 AM
"Heading North?"

8:57 AM
"Nevada! We don't get too many from -- "

9:12 AM
"Guess how tall I am. OK, maybe next time."

10:03 AM
"A lot of people heading north today. What's -- "

10:58 AM
"New haircut?"

12:09 PM
"Hot dog! The Yellowhammer State!"

12:45 PM
"Bet you can't guess my height - no one ever has. C'mon. Give it a shot. OK, I understand. Well, think about - "

1:52 PM
"Another Nevada plate. Say, do you know someone who drives a silver Hyundai Sona -- "

2:01 PM
"50 pennies! Guess it's my lucky day, huh? Oh - OK, seeya around!"

2:23 PM
"Wanna see a picture of my nephew? Well, suit yourself!"

2:58 PM
"You're left headlight's out. Oh, I didn't know you knew. Drive...safely. "

3:33 PM
"What's going on here? Is it 'Nevada Day' or what? Ha. Inside joke. (sorry)."

3:50 PM
"Cocksucker."*

3:59 PM
"Five-foot eight. Surprised?"

 

*[represents internal monologue]

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2001 todd levin
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